So what if I don't make sense??

Ben has been staying up late recently because he no longer has a job to get up early for, and as you probably know there are tons of wonderful things that are available to a person who stays up late. Oh, and on Monday he had hockey till midnight. So, last night he "came to bed" at the same time as me, but was messing around on our laptop. Here is my wonderful argument:

Me: I can't sleep unless you're in the bed with me!
Ben: You went to sleep ok last night and I didn't come to bed right away.
Me: Last night I couldn't sleep until you came home, I just laid there awake.
Ben: But I didn't come to bed, I stayed up in the living room
Me: Last night aside...I can't sleep well unless you're laying here.
Ben: But I am laying here with you.
Me: I mean sleeping!
Ben started laughing at my conflicting story.
Me: What's funny??
Ben: Nothing! Not your thought processes and reasoning!
Me: GOOD! Good.