My Mom Does Cardioke

I don't know if you all have heard of the exercise sensation known as "Cardioke," but I really adore it. I ran across it on Comcast On-Demand a few months ago, and had so much fun dancing while I worked out, that I just had to buy a copy. So, last night I introduced it to my female family members (with whom I'm trying to do a weight-loss / fitness challenge), and to my delight they love it as much as I do!

The best part though, was when my least-favorite song came on. You know that song "Don't Cha" by the Pussycat Dolls? I've never been a fan because it kind of seems like the singer is trying to poach a guy from his girlfriend. But that's one of the hardest workouts on the tape, so I tough it out. Well, the song came on, and when it was time to sing (did I mention that's why it's called Cardioke?), my mom starts belting out "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" No disrespect to my mom, but I'm not sure many guys would say "why yes, yes I do." The best part was when I paused the disk to go get some canned food to lift during the sculpting part, and walk in on mom dancing around in the living room singing the song to herself "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"

I'm not going to tell her what the song is about, I'm going to wait till she processes it herself—if ever!